Where there is great love, expect miracles.

Friday, May 7, 2010

a little vent sesh.

dear dental hygienist,
thanks for warning me that school would likely result in a possible fatal mental meltdown.

dear hygiene program,
seriously? did i mistake you for medical school when applying to you? or are you just unusually cruel this semester? do you really find it necessary for me to know how to balance a chemical equation? or learn how an embryo was formed? or learn all the nerves in my toe?

dear instructors,
thanks for scheduling 2 quizzes and 4 tests all in the same 2 days after my first week of school. that's real mature of you.

dear 1500 miles,
thanks for separating my husband and i for 4 ridiculously long months that will result in another possibly fatal mental meltdown.

dear engaged sister,
when you go look for dresses can we skype so i can feel a little better about this situation?

dear life,
i still love you, but just a little less right now.

love, jenni

7 comments:

  1. This post made me laugh! You are so funny and cute. But I am sorry you are having a hard time. Your awesome!

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  2. Haha you so caaraaaazaay!! That was funny. Don't worry, BE HAPPY! You kicked butt on those tests and i'm making us MILLIONS! haha siiiiiiike. But mostly true. Love you. Late!

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  3. Aw Jenni! I know it seems tough and it will be but very worth it when you are all done! Just hang in there and know that we are all rooting for you back in Orem! (Although everyone is stressed about having to do your job lol!) Love you loads ambien roomie!

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  4. Sad Jen.. Just come back! Just kidding girly, you can do it :) xoxo

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  5. VERY clever. Very, very clever. Sad stuff make for fine writing!

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  6. Dang I definitely don't miss those days. Just think how smart you are getting though. Hang in there. Miss you guys! Kel

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