A Note On No Bake Cookies (nbc's)

when you double the batch,

and lick the bowl,

and the spoon,

and hide a few from your husband,

and by a few i mean all,

and eat a nbc at 5am when you wake up,

and then again at 7am for breakfast,

and then leave for work and come back for a nbc at lunch,

(and the drive is not short)

and then get in your car to go back to work,

but then put your car in reverse and come back,

and take one more nbc

and by one more you mean 3 more

and look around to make sure no one is watching while you eat it,

(and no one is watching cuz you're home alone)

but yet you still feel guilty,

but not guilty enough apparently,

because you get home from work,

and put 6 nbc's on your paper towl,

and eat them all while watching glee,

and then start to feel really sick,

i mean like roll on the ground-can't really breathe right sick,

but then muster all the strength you have,

to crawl over to that plate..and take one more.

then..dear friends,

do you think it's time for a 12 step program of the sorts?

i'm certain i'm not the only one.

with love, j.